Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Randomize
