There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My pussy is not your playground.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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