Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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