he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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