I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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