His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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