your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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