is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
