woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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