The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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