i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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