is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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