The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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