coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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