I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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