I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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