My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm too high and old for this...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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