So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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