i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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