Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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