Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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