Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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