You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
