Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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