it hurts more in the daytime
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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