what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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