What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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