so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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