you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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