Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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