talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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