CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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