ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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