she looked like the before picture.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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