How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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