Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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