I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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