Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
