I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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