I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
