Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
