i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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