We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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