nutella sex= disaster
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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