No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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