he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
