Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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