So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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