she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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