office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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