no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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