$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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