I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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