Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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