I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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