the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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