Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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