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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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